I think too much, I talk too much, I daydream too frequently and I am now on friends only.
I have a short attention span, I'm shallow, I am obsessed with the way I look [BDD] and I am too dependent on drugs.
Most people, and things confuse me. I am quite blunt and rude to people that I don't like. But when I do like people I am very loyal and non confrontational.
God, how well do I sell myself. Oh yeah, considering that my social life involves a friendship group so close that any funny goings on would be virtually incest and soft drugs I might aswell leave a lonely hearts advertisement.
Do you find yourself uttering the following phrases? If so then you're my man.
"Let's just cuddle tonight." "Here, you take the remote, as long as I'm with you, I don't care what we watch" "The ball game really isn't that important, I'd rather spend time with you!" "Actually, I'm not sure which way to turn, I'll just turn in here, and ask directions." "Honey, why dont you just relax, and let me make dinner tonight." "Arhh... can't your mother stay another week?"